16 year old girl from Sydney & you can just call me Hero.

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illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

onlylolgifs:

thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

sixtafoua:

I’m not thirsty, I’m D-hydrated

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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