• guy ripping my movie ticket: enjoy your movie
  • me: you too

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

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jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

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  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

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  • fashion tip: wear black on the first day of school so you're ready for the funeral of your happiness

physics is fake gravity doesnt exist fuck isaac newton old white ass

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