e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via trust)

zackisontumblr:

my mom is a role model

(via barack-obottm)

,,

The floor is lava!

Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

(Source: ahkep, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: excelgum, via sniffing)

jackson-dies-at-the-end:

bananaaids:

lunawhitlock:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

"You’re a dork"

"I fucking hate you"

I am Groot.

(via okay)

Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

(via d0nn0)

distraction:

Word

(Source: anuaks, via ugly)

legalmexican:

me when my mom gets loud

(Source: bgceverything, via surprisebitch)

poehlerfallonfeyfan:

14 Years of Weekend Update Dual Anchor Pairings

(Source: movea, via barack-obottm)

lapfoxs:

"TUMBLR HAS TAUGHT ME MORE THAN SCHOOL EVER DID!!" the blogger cries. suddenly, the ground shakes. the blogger is going to forget everything school taught them; its gone. they’re shaking, crying, they can’t read. they can’t comprehend the world around them; what are colours, numbers, letters? but no worry, they can make infinite chocolate

(Source: bakrua, via sniffing)

octobra:

tried to follow my favorite blog but all that came up was the customize button?

(Source: youtubeofficial, via sniffing)